Author Archives: Justin
About Justin
Justin Kern pays the annual bill to own this domain that contains his name. What you see here is a sampling of how he chooses to use that online space. He lives in Milwaukee and still plays Sega Genesis.Jaromir Jagr, My Aunt & Every Beer on the Last Flights Out of Buffalo

Western New York is secretly part of Canada. Canadians would never agree to this deal, unless they needed you to sneak them a news report on a notorious trial. State and national allegiances aside, “Upstate” cities like Buffalo and my … Continue reading
Posted in Sports & Physical Amusements
Tagged aunt Kyle, autographs, Buffalo, Flipper, Jaromir Jagr, Labatt Blue, Patrick Kane, prostitution
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The Old Revolution

Rock ‘n roll is dead. Punk rock was stillborn. Skrillex thrives. Long live whatever’s next. A new report mined and ground the Billboard Top 100 from 1960-2010 and pegged the three, true revelatory years for music as 1964 (rock ‘n … Continue reading
Posted in Sound & Vision
Tagged attitude, Bad Brains, Captain Beefheart, Karim Wasfi, punk rock, Royal Society Open Science, Sockeye, The Economist
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